TRAINING THE DUMB GIRLS OF
THE PLANET TO FIND SUCCESS IN LOVE!
Let's
talk girl stuff. Are there really a lot of dumb women around? You know the
kind, falling for jerks and making BAD MARRIAGES. Dragging young
kids thru Hell with some deadbeat male, some violent addicted feckless
irresponsible cad who should have remained a bachelor but who fathered the dolt’s
baby and in the doing the two of them got everybody's heart broken? Well
there are dummies out there we know that cuz there are still people watching
Vampire Movies These weirdly wired women exist by the thousand or million.
Weaned on fantasy flicks full of sicko doomed love relationships, a high
tolerance to pain as their parents were INDUSTRIAL strength cruel jerks, and
without the sense of a turkey to come in from the rain. Right now, you are in a
fairly prosperous city with thousands of young, beautiful, stupid women who are
dating crocodiles and creating economic and emotional grief, sorrow, poverty,
trouble. Some of them have smartened up a tad. After a dozen years of dating reptilian
slime --if they stayed single and didn’t get pregnant, ---by now they sure KNOW
what they don’t want. They don’t want these wannabe rock stars with a beer can
and an IPOD. These guys whom they were dating couldn’t pay the rent, or be
faithful or wear a condom. Maybe they were disco hunks, but their loyal gal
pals are getting round heels and depression fast, almost as fast as they're
wising up. SO BE WONDERWOMAN, be a HERO. Put on your iron bracelets and Save
them. And make a million. You have business abilities.
THERE IS A SECOND KIND OF LOVE GROUP.”HOW TO MARRY A
MILILONAIRE” I taught at one, once. A gal pal, big Hollywood matchmaker got
me a job for a night, a seminar. Ten smart gals shared the dais; we taught a
class at Learning ANNEX on how to marry a Millionaire. I qualified as I’d been
working as a palm reader stargazer for forty years giving love readings to
every mistress and wife and show girl and tart and hooker and mud wrestling
beauty in the town. Also I regularly worked those BIG HOLLYWOOD parties,
telling fortunes to the most beautiful girls in town, all starlets and
playgirls, ALL wasting their hours with a lot of hot guys, on the Hollywood
merry go round so I LEARNED.
THESE girls were suffering, getting NO RESPECT. Any ONE of those
ladies could have married a John F. Kennedy Jr, in Houston or SF they’d have
married KINGS but no...They are wasting themselves in Hell-A (L.A.) where they
can’t even find modeling or acting jobs. I felt then that someone should take
these girls off the street and teach them how to socialize and mate
effectively, wealthy men so they could liberate all that money locked in vaults
and create new age, do good businesses that feeds thousands of single women, as
workers.
Even if we’re talking artisans in third world countries I’m into
groups. I created and ran the L.A. Free Screenwriter’s Co-op, which I started
and did in my living room for five years. Then opened a bogus literary agency
to rep their scripts as it was sooo hard to get an agent in L.A. Taught writing
socially relevant (leftist) screenplays. Well, I love groups, being an
Aquarian. I want to create another group when I get back to living in LA. (The
valley just doesn’t count). I’d start a $UCCE$$ IN LOVE SEMINAR.
How does that differ from LOVEAHOLICS ANONYMOUS? the other
Success in Love group? The difference is the dollar signs. It’s a course on how
to fill your heart with love for all humanity instead of 1 man, and how to move
your career into hanging with, working for the super-rich so that you can
attract a man who wants to be and CAN be a philanthropist so you can work to
alleviate suffering by managing his charity money, doing SEVA or ‘spiritual
works.’ Basically it teaches beautiful women to RAISE their rifle sights.
$UCCE$$ IN LOVE SEMINARS would earn its leaders SOME money for
their time, (IT’S NOT TOTALLY A DO-GOOD CHARITY ) you’d charge 5$ a head. Where
do you find AUDIENCES? These gorgeous women? Well, some of the women who attend
the Love seminars might be both young, smart and GORGEOUS, so you’d hand pick a
few ladies out of there, create another, separate and very secret, private
group to teach “How To Marry a Millionaire” skills again 5$ a meeting, so these
women could attract one of the 200 biggest fortunes on the planet, which takes
real social navigation skills, sisterhood, apartment sharing all over USA. The
training can be done anywhere there are healthy gals but the pursuing a
gadzillionaire can only be done in L.A. NYC, Houston, Palm Beach,! Aspen, and
maybe Detroit, Chicago..Pittsburg. In USA. Abroad also.
Caveat Numero Uno for such a group is that if a LADY wants to
marry a gadzillionaire just to have Armani suits, jewels, Mercedes, or just to
get money, she WON’T be able to pull the full scope of this idea off because
God won’t help you. The idea is, to be able to put a billion dollars into
circulation for the aid of the neediest segment of society. This idea will only
work for a woman who IS very beautiful inside and out, totally on healthfoods,
very pure, very stylish and STANDOUT and very determined. We would use each
other for teachers, to teach the skills WE know, and when we have the videos of
our classes filmed, and cards printed, maybe we could start local chapters all
over USA with the franchise being FREE! The thing we teach ladies is to stay
away from 2nd rate Lotharios, poor, cute men, freeloaders, users,
idiots, uneducated lower classes and disco dreck. Loads of discrimination is
required because just imagine, when you start being super beautiful, every hot
guy is going to come after you. That is a very tempting state of affairs. To
lay the groundwork for a technology of speed and direction, some meetings we’d
just discuss love FAILURES, temptations, FALLING! Like an AA meeting where
everyone contributes their addiction stories, i.e. how this boyfriend or the
other took up l0 years of my life and walked out on me for a blonde...to
encourage women not to go on making those mistakes.
WHAT are the mistakes? Giving to takers. A good woman IS a
taker. But not for herself. For the planet. All members get a framed painting
of Mother Teresa, I’ll xerox color painting of her I have. 1976 TIME MAGAZINE
cover. Put it on an altar at home and pray “Dear God, I want to do something
for the planet, may the Spirit that guides Mother Teresa come guide my
unconscious.”
We would learn to do Yoga
and meditation at meetings. At other meetings we’d have a health & fitness
guru, because girls today are very ignorant of the aging qualities of certain
ordinary foods. . Let me send you the files I wrote up from the teachings of
California’s HOLISTIC HEALING movement. Also, start charity fund raising
parties for the Chinese Homeless from the Quake or Burma’s homeless. Or India
or Haiti. Or George Clooney’s Darfur group. INFO ON THIS.
The
woman who wants to serve the needy in such an ambitious, pure way cannot be
chowing down on burgers and steaks full of uric acid that make her need to
sleep l0 hrs a day. YOU CAN eat meat but with a huge spinach salad to get it
thru the body fast. And alkaline spinach balances acidic meat. So get real
smart about HOLISM, and double your body energy.
HOW TO PRODUCE A LOVE TEACHING GROUP in your TOWN, make a
million a year!
There is one group I haven’t
mentioned here, but you’ll come across it at the above URLS. HOW TO MARRY A
BILLIONAIRE, for BEAUTIES only. Always CULL the super beauties and teach that
class separately. These girls you frequently find in YOGA CLASSES as a Gal
CONTENDER for HAVING A BILLION BUCKS cannot be a 2nd or even 3rd
chakra MANIAC absorbed in taking in. She has to eat like a butterfly, and work
from the 4th chakra, the heart.
This holiday season you'll
go to several parties a month. Hand out the “SUCCESS IN LOVE”
SEMINAR cards, and create a 1st meeting date, AUDIO tape the meetings/
lessons and give these to SISTERS in another CITY who might want to start
franchises or chapters there. Start these other franchises yourself. Make it l00%
Free to be a SUCCESS IN LOVE franchise. Just keep the MARRY MONEY idea quiet.
It would cause a furor. You should see the hate letters I get. But if you want
instant publicity, just let the newspaper reporter at the CITY desk know you’re
alive and what you’re doing.
The full CONCEPT of this
idea can only go to potential older women-organizers at this point. Flyers
& phone pole posters are easy to do at xerox, FREE publicity editorials in
paper, small ads on bulletin boards at colleges bring girls, Word of mouth
takes over for 2nd, 3rd meeting.
Imagine a poster on phone poles, “SUCCESS IN LOVE SEMINARS”
5$ + fone #. A message machine. At night you return phone calls. Then you merchandise your
group, yahoo, twitter, facebook. If Fish Taco wagons can Tweet their
location, so can you. You’d have a few meetings of the first group, using a
local lady family psychologist, (shrink I call them,) to talk or better yet,
just answer questions out of a basket. Then as you see beauties attending,
you’d start hand picking a second, secret group. Has to be cuz the publicity
would absolutely KILL the scheme. Guys would become wary and the ‘tricks’ used
in meeting billionaires would become recognizable. It’ would all end up in
PEOPLE Mag embarrassing us all. But done correctly, the training would aim
beauties at Aspen, London, shoot them into space like guided missiles. Whaddya
think??
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