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EARTHQUAKE or THE GREAT DEPRE$$ION? URBAN CHAOS, STARVING MOBS, CRIME EPIDEMIC. MUSLIM SUICIDE BOMBERS? BE READY!
by Anita Sands Hernandez
LIVING IN Los Angeles, home of the Big One, even at a Christmas feast, DEATH will always be a guest at the table. Why? Because all kinds of death threatening scenarios can happen at any damn second. Freeway shootings happen regularly. Rivers rise up and swallow cars, homes too close to their banks. Forest fires sweep through housing developments at the city's edge. The city is all hills so when it rains, mountains and entire hillsides slide down as landslides and crush homes. Cars skid on the mud flow and crash into and through traffic lights. Cliffs drop out from under those cliff-hanging homes. LUCKILY it doesn't RAIN IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA anymore. We are in a total drought. So the next worry is no water anywhere in the city without a truck bringing it to your rainbarrel and charging you huge $. Then the San Andreas fault is right under our feet, so Quakes in the 8.0 region are always on the guest list and the 4.1's happen every month or so. We have an offshore SEA SHELF created by Tectonic Plates at war, which if the two really punched one another out, would give the CITY OF L.A. a MEGA tsunami covering every house with tuna and brine. I have a senior friend who was out on the water in the 50's and a tsunami came and knocked him off his jetski and broke his leg. SANTA MONICA. Every other storm homes behind cement walls at MALIBU are engulfed. Last, GLOBAL WARMING. The ICE-MELTING will raise the sea level, more than the 15 feet that happened ten thousand years ago. Al Gore says so and he's not seeking to feather his bed. But none of that worries us. Even the occasional school shooting or terrorist massacre isn't the big fright. What worries us is NOT the 20% true unemployment and the crime wave, the ten murders a day in our city. It isn't the factory grown deficient GMO foods they shoot at us, at four times the price of a a few years back, nor THE SMOG, almost as bad as CHINA. Nor the radiation soaking our shores from Nuclear meltdown in Japan. Frying our oysters so to speak. What worries us isn't meat, cereal, bread, milk, eggs quadrupling in price in a two decade period. It is rents at 8 times what they were. IT IS ALL OF THE ABOVE AT ONCE.
DECIDE NOW HOW YOU WANT TO HANDLE LIFE'S UNCERTAINTIES!
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Earthquakes, forest fires, typhoons, tsunamis stink but we who live in Hollywood California have another danger, our synagogues being targets for big bombs. In MUSLIM eyes, Hollywood is BABYLON ---or a biblical SODOM & GOMORRHA and they may be right. These snarly, macho types look at our movies and TV and think we are insane red devils polluting a clean world and men here don't know if their own children belong to them. The films point to a lot of adultery going on. So how do you spell Savanarola in MUSLIM? You spell it B.O.M.B. CHARLIE SHEEN's house has probably got cross hairs on it as we talk. Then, the KINGDOM OF ISRAEL WEST is also situated here. The film studios that dot our city are all run by Jews, Zionists the terrorists call them. They lobby Washington for Israel and raise huge money for Israel's needs. Half the producers, stars and directors are pro Israel. So a few atom bombs taking out a SYNAGOGUE and ten major studios wouldn't just end MOVIES; they'd take half the city with it. And surely the MUSLIMS have mastered A-bomb tech from watching old Matthew Broderick movies. So I moved away from the biggest Temple in L.A. to a town 22 miles north in the boonies. Nothing happens here. I'm safe in NORTHRIDGE!
Next, the valley is part ghetto, but my rent's less than a grand a month. Everywhere at the fringes of L.A. there's a huge ghetto, the entire southern and eastern edges of our city, filled with angry blacks and Latinos who hate the white man's guts. WHITES felt that Amnesty to Wetbacks was as contemptible an effort as scholarships to blacks were decades ago. Xenophobic, elitist White men and women picketed that one and ended the practice of giving the disenfranchised a leg up.
Mind you, the Latinos worked at physically demanding jobs like landscaping, fruit picking which Whites eschewed. Even now while the DOLLAR IS TANKING Whites won't take those jobs. Yet we banished the Latinos from our cities where we could, and took back ethnic minority grants so they could justify a life of crime, get really good at it and now that food's going crazy, Food tripled in last 3 yrs, who's gonna come in your back yard? A hungry guy with a serious gripe. If whites were denied entry and grants, whites would be coming in your yard as white bellies rumble too.
What will our LIFE STYLE be like in the CITY when no more Social Security checks go out, all jobs are history? Food triples in price, dumpsters are all sealed. Will ten hungry men turn the dumpster upside down? Or come into your house? You have to think it out, and discover WHAT YOU WILL HAVE TO DO TO SURVIVE A DEPRESSION. First, get a community group thru BEAVERTAIL parties. (Coffee/ pastry) Keep giving the parties and holding discussions, there, until all the neighbors want to know you.
FIND A PHILOSOPHY for your BEAVER TAIL PARTY. Mine might be pet oriented. Something like EVERYBODY GET A GUARD DOG. Do we need guns? I need one right now as I have a dozen possums on my land (sleeping in garage at night, there must be a hole in foundation,) and I have to practice so in the coming years, I'll have occasional marsupial meat. My Latino gardener pal sez they are tasty to die. If you're feeding pets, possums and burglars are all you can feed them, so a FREEZER.
Jails are already so full they can't keep the really hardened criminals. Think major DEPRESSION with a very surly under class! YES YOU NEED GUNS! But with PLASTIC BULLETS -- Sounds lethal. Isn't.
YOUR BEAVERTAIL PARTY might be about the LOCAL BARTER FARMER SUPPLY CHUMS and you and your mate and kids giving them a feast and consolidating your food supply friendships. And learning to PRESERVE FOODS for times when there's no car, no road, no road safety, no crop or no money,
THINK AHEAD. Disasters could be out there. What if the KILLER isn't a recession, isn't a crime wave but is a GERM? The Big disaster could be a plague. You have enough homeless people pooping in the streets, already. And imagine when hospitals turn 99% of the people away, for poverty. The future could entail plagues, flea carrying street dwellers, bio- disasters, Morgellones Disease multi-color, itchy FUR is growing on all our bodies.. (SHUDDER). L.A. is the acknowledged, international world capital of 'the beautiful people' and just to show you that yang must follow yin, it is also the world capital of this weird disfiguring disease.
Californians suspect that our STAGE FIVE SMOG ALERTS can easily escalate to stage Ten and everyone will succumb to a cloud of petroleum distillates launching colored fur on our bodies if the wind is wrong. NEXT all our water comes down the Rockies in a cement channel which easily could be poisoned by terrorists with some cyanide. Some comes from the COLORADO RIVER. Two channels to poison. Space junk is falling on everybody lately since the Sputnik crash. Next, they're planning on building a huge installations near the LAX airport to hold NATURAL LIQUID GAS. This is a hundred times more volatile and dangerous than the gas we use in our furnaces and stoves. Could turn l00 blocks of the city into a cement tostada.
SOLAR ERUPTIONS: If the Sun launches a big one our way, the TV, lights and stereo will all go out! Your Mac or PC will be dead in the water. Computer chips in car won't work so it won't be TIME to get out of town to your isolated cabin with orchard and vegie garden... unless you kept an old fashioned Honda Civic in perfect tune with a full tank. So after you get about five bags of kibble for the guard dogs, just close the windows, close the doors. Hunker down with cans. You gonna be eatin' all kinds of strange canned foods. If my pantry is any clue, garbanzos, beets, carrots. Pineapple, tomato and chile all exploded making the shelf a glue factory only it's maroon glue not suitable for much. You better have twenty lbs of dried beans and rice cuz your FRIDGE won't work. If your garden is up and producing, you will have fruit, salad, vegies and nobody else will!
LAST, there is the danger of our own leaders, our bankers eating us up. WALL STREET hungers to swallow up the SOCIAL SECURITY administration, privatize it which awakens mental pictures of The G.O.P sticking SSA into their toothy elephantine maw. And last, California is broke and the Governator is sticking it to the people with a 12c a gallon gas tax.
So that's our potential disaster list. Californians get that we're a hair away from a meltdown but when the going gets tough, the tough get going. We ANGELENOS plan and we figure that we can SURVIVE THE DISASTER by having some minimal preparation and/or stuff on hand. So MANY of us are STUDYING the BEST RURAL AREAS TO MOVE TO. Cash in our chips, buy the farm! But while we are in the CITY we SHOP TO SURVIVE.
1.) Our BASIC SHOPPING LIST. ADD FISHING TACKLE. ADD GLASS JARs WITH LIDS ADD A ROCKET STOVE.
2.) HIGH WATER? WHAT TO DO IF the OCEAN moves into WEST L.A.?
Point your rowboat at Mulholland and paddle? DISASTER SCENARIOS that could happen.
THE ANSWER: SOLUTION to YOUR PERSONAL SAFETY comes from READINESS.
3.) A-BOMB? Is "DUCK AND COVER" still the best move?
4.) QUAKE MANAGEMENT 101 (Google HOW TO SURVIVE QUAKES)
5.) WHAT TO DO FOR MONEY?
6.) What to do for FOOD? THE NON ELECTRIC KITCHEN in case you can't pay UTILITIES. Study the NUTS AND BOLTS of making one. The NON-ELECTRIC GOURMET COOK. FISHING SKILLS, SO EASY TO LEARN, & SO VERY PRODUCTIVE! YUM! And don't forget CLAMMING!
7). Can a food failure happen? FAMINE in the MODERN WORLD? YES. SO LEARN TO MAKE YOUR OWN BIBLE BREAD OUT OF ANY GRAIN YOU ENCOUNTER. Learn to FARM FISH!
8.) WHO IS PROMULGATING THE DEATH SCENARIO RUMORS? And why? CUI BONUM?
9) DOOM, DOOMIER. DOOMIEST.
10) CIA DEALING DRUGS to all American Cities. ALL OUR KIDS ADDICTED!
11) WATER FOR SALE EVERYWHERE, NOT A DROP TO DRINK!
12.) JUNGLE MONKEYS WIERDED OUT BY DISEASE AND WEIRD WEATHER?
13) SCIENTISTS TELL US BIGGEST DANGERS TO PLANET ARE THESE!
14) OLIGARCH PLAN TO EVICT THIRD WORLD FROM ALL LAND
15.) Grab your RV and toss the needed items in, (and oh yes, also the kids,) and run for the mountain villages? Follow these simple instructions and hey, it actually could work!
16. We're all eating burgers daily, MADCOW means we play Russian Roulette so how much better is ROAD KILL, HUH?
17. THE WHOLE list of what we need to survive. AND VISIT THE FUTURE INDEX PAGE
18. BUILD A HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY WITH FALLEN TREES, Plant an orchard nearby, vacation there on weekends. SEE THESE HAND BUILT HOMES. YOUR EYES WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE, SO BEAUTIFUL!
19. BUY FERTILE VALLEY LAND, NOT TOO NEAR A RUSHING RIVER. The only thing worth ANYTHING at all in times of inflation is paid up land with an orchard, vegetable garden and small, domestic animals. If you have a fixed rate mortgage, inflation will make the payment seem very small for what you have. Prices are down as we just had a real estate crash. CANTILEVER the money out of your parents' home. Again, mortgage payments, if based on fixed interest, will seem small during a MEGA INFLATION. Ted Turner just bought 2 1/2 million acres in ten states and as much again in PATAGONIA, the Canada of South America. Bush bought 100k acres in Paraguay, home of the Nazi émigrés, the Odessa group, which his grand father PRESCOTT BUSH always embraced and served..
20. SURVIVAL TIPS ROUND UP and the FOOD DRYING TIPS YOU NEED TO PUT INTO PRACTICE EVERY SUMMER, VISITING LOCAL FARMS and MUSHROOM IDENTIFICATION CLASSES ONLINE, FREE>
21. GETAWAY VEHICLES! Face it, the fit hits the shan, you may have to take a hike. Consider the TEAR DROP TRAILER and its rival, THE VW BUS.
22. Argentina went through a crash in 2001. Bad people started stealing, killing and they didn't have the RACIAL issues that USA has; they were Spaniards or Italians. SURVIVE A CRASH, the experience and advice of a man who lived through this one.
23. THE BAG BY THE DOOR. When Flood or quake or fire tragedy strikes, Have a "grab-and-go" bag near the front door. In it you should have several different emergency items including, a computer disc. That's right, a computer disc. "All my essential papers such as: driver's license, credit card numbers, mortgage papers, income tax -- anything that is essential that I have to retrieve that is part of my identity. Besides a computer disc, you can use inexpensive flash or thumb drive devices. "You can store all of your documentation, all your personal documentation on this. You can plug it into any computer. Instead of carrying all of the paperwork with you everything is minimized." A fire retardant box is one good place to store your thumb drive, computer disc, or important documents, and so are:
* Safe Deposit Box tho if you die, bank keeps it a LONG TIME! Your kids can't get into it!
* With a Friend or Relative
*In the freezer.
"Use a waterproof, velcro closure bag for important documents like insurance, deeds and house loans," said Kahn. "There are medical records and personal records in here as well. The reason for the freezer is because if there is a fire in your house the last freezer is the last thing to burn." So here's a short list of some of the documents you should have ready:
* Insurance Policies
* Credit Card Numbers
* Bank Account Numbers
* Vehicle Titles
* List of Medications
* Birth Certificates
* Xeroxes of driver's licenses for all family members
* Proof of loan payments on house, mortgage, etc
In a fire, panic sets in so think of this one as a wake up call to get ready. One more thing to have on hand is cash. In some disasters if the power goes out then so do ATM's and then you can't get the money you might need right away. Cash in the freezer! OR buried in a tin box under the rose bushes? HEY, WHY NOT? Just don't tell the maid, wife or kids! And as these three will snoop, put a small lock on the box, carry key in your wallet. Anyone asks, "it's the loan papers, in case house burns down. Proving house payments." That's so drab a concept that no one will try to open the box.
Knowledgeable pal sent me this: Educate-Yourself_Forum has HUGELY TIMELY, IMPORTANT NEWS ..
Clif High, the man who designed the WEB BOT system at HALF PAST HUMAN that forecasts the trends of the planet and future of humanity --does a COMPLETELY amazing interview I HIGHLY recommend that you listen to a few of his talks as a priority RIGHT NOW. This scenario will provide for a huge need for lateral thinking and strategic positioning"
Dear BK: I agree that MASSIVE INFLATION is coming in the wake of that IMF "GIFT" of 600 billion bucks of freshly printed money dollars (NOV 2010) which will REDUCE THE DOLLAR's value so much that INDIAN CORPORATIONS will be using US as AMERICAN PHONE ROOM TEKKIES. How can you stave off joblessness if other countries don't hire us for stuff like that? The above RX --Buying silver and hoarding food --is a skewed strategy. WHO CAN EAT SILVER? Now, if you had a pound of fresh caught sea bass, that's someone ANYBODY will buy or trade for. Got a rod and reel? A rock on a shore? THEN YOU SURVIVE at any time!
Or Making shoes people want to wear, REALLY NEEDED utilitarian items...that's a survival chance. But FOOD BEARING LAND is the only OTHER thing that can dodge inflation. BUYING huge amts of food now while it's relatively cheap is very deceptive. Freezers go on the blink and you suddenly have a rotting deer in the garage! Plus, freezers draw "JUICE" That costs! Legumes and Grains AGE! If You put grains in the freezer or beans, to keep them 'young' --you'll have no freezer space for those sea bass.
And SILVER? PAH! Try eating it! Nobody without plastic and deep pockets can
survive a no barter zone. Nobody without land to grow food can survive
it. Nobody far from a beach/ rocks without a fishing pole can survive.
You have nothing to trade! FOOD BEARING land, ability to 'fish' and
'clam', gasoline to get you to those beaches, to your farm and back all
these things have to enter into survive the great recession thinking.
Dear Anita Sands. THANKS for the ADVICE. I loved the SURVIVAL INDEX PAGE. I hear you have dozens of other COLLECTIONS of seminars each featuring 2 to 10 dozen articles.
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