CLOCKING OBAMA
WILL THE REAL OBAMA PLEASE STAND UP WEBPAGE
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Since 1905 when a high society Countess wrote THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL about a man who lived two, separate existences, --one as a radical flimflam man, flummoxing the Genocidal French Post-Revolutionary POL POT regime with daring rescues of about-to-be-guillotined French aristocrats.... The other existence as an effeminate British Lord, A Beau Brummel "Lace advisor" to the King (with a strangely sad, beautiful, actress trophy wife that he never touches) ...since those days, we haven't seen a man with more dimensions than Barack Hussein Obama!
Is he IS or is he AIN'T?
Is he a radical ACORN-bearing squirrel with genuine, leftist sensibilties? Or, as Nader wondered, an oligarch TOADIE who played the system from Granny's knee to Harvard to the Senate and now will serve Corporate America like the stable boy statue who stands at their front door, arm extended? Saying 'huh massah? Wacha need?'
We know he only got elected because of a huge PENDULUM swing from the CURRENT REGIME, (Bush's dumb son with his despicable sneering, handler CHENEY) running country into ground on PAPA BUSH policies GOT OBAMA ELECTED. Only a SMELLY, FUNKY disaster like the BUSH II presidency could have done THAT JOB! INSTANT EVOLUTION BY PENDLUM SWING!
NEVER in a million years would a black man with a LEFTIST REP (not the real OBAMA, but his rep,) have been elected if you hadn't had such a conspicuously OBVIOUS, FASCIST, OLIGARCH AGENDA SERVING TWIT in the OVAL OFFICE! We owe Bush a few THANK YOU's and I'll bet they all know it, too! They will buy up third world countires & run to the bank with all the regret they have
But I want to cut Obama some slack. I'm uncertain, I'm confused and I was hoping we could examine the evidence, together. So ARE YOU MOTIVATED to play this game? We wanna track this PIMPERNEL GUY! We wanna give him the benefit of the doubt, --- he could have been a RED, LEFTIST fish swimming in the BLUE water alongside the corrupt FATCATS to get to his DC destination, flying underwater, cape extended like "UNDERDOG!!!!!" seeking to address the captors of mankind, rectify wrongs, rescue the lumpen proletariat, or it could be he's just another Sammy Glick politico feathering his own bed.
Read the following Sherlocks with their evidence, Hey I ask ten minutes and you may have an intuition about THE REAL OBAMA. I DID!
First thing, HIS BLOOD TYPE ---is it O B or A ??
O is for OBEY,
ORGANIZE or OLIGARCH?
B is for BEFRIEND,
BREAK, BUST, BULLY, BETTERMENT, BRILLIANCE or BULLSHIT?
A is for ALLY,
ASSISTANCE, ALLIANCE or AMBITION?
Will he obey the oligarchs?
Will he befriend the starving and illiterate,
the disenfranchised?
WIll he be of assistance? Will he pull the disenfranchised
into some kind of organized alliance like a NEW DEAL which is really gonna
be necessary in the inflationary post war epoch comin' at us. The Tsunami
can no longer be postponed. Eggs doubling in price, just a SAMPLE PREVIEW
of the horrors ahead. RICE TRIPLING, just a sample preview and in Asia,
Africa, this one means genocide. We're talking Irish potato famine here.
Thank God Tofu is still 89c at my local oriental market. I have a gal pal 67 like me, looks twenty, all she eats is tofu. Carolee Sweetie, will you stand up for a moment?
Actually,
I'm 68 and this is what 68 looks like
And,
yes, tofu, breakfast and lunch both.
Salad,
nuts. Fruits. No milk or meat or
eggs....hey.
Why spend money if you don't
have
to, I say! Don't fear the RECESSION!
USE
it to stay young forever. FOOD AGES
us,
-- not starvation! Lean & mean, I say!
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GAD! SHOW ME THE TOFU! By the way, that girl is as sweet as she looks. I met her first day at Palms Junior High School in WLA, back in 1953, so I've watched her over a lifetime. Eeerily Flawless. So --Tofu commercial over, --- we're here today to see how genuine journalist analysts have identified, seen BARACK OBAMA: i.e. "HOW THEY CLOCKED HIM" some of them hoping there was nasty stuff he 'did' to get in the door. Some of them trying to spot holes in the tinsel revealing the real tinsel underneath. All of them catching his true BLOOD TYPE. PURE, CLEAN, PERFECT, TOFU STYLE BLOOD!
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In SENATE, the damn TOADIE VOTED THE STRAIGHT GOP TICKET. HOW THE #*&(*!@ DOES HE CALL HIMSELF A DEMOCRAT?
He's an ACORN-BEARING SEED BEARER, AN ANGEL OF CHANGE, bearer of light. That is the kind way to say ---he's a freakin' commie! His dad and grand dad were freakin' goat herders in AFRICA fer *&#%*'s sake! HE VOTED THE STRAIGHT COMMUNIST TICKET. HOW THE #*%&(@ DOES HE CALL HIMSELF AN AMERICAN?
OBAMA is all over the place. Someone this ubiquitous goes against the PHYSICAL LAWS OF TIME, SPACE AND GRAVITY!
It's PROVEN: RACISTS VOTED HIM IN. WHY? What's that about? My guess is America came to love actor Wil Smith so much that a quasi-clone 'worked' as we're all basically celebaholics!
SOME SAY that he's a TWO FACED SLIMEY, DOUBLE-TALKIN' EMPEROR JONES (IN REVERSE) only HERE TO ORGANIZE THE POOR NATIVES WHO TRUST HIM INTO BEING MINERS FOR MASSAH the way Africans were kidnapping slave catchers back when.
TRUTH? He's a smart, personable man who kept moving upwards and his mother is a Borg. Swear to God! The TRUE BIO.
RALPH NADER SENT HIM A "GET WELL SOON" card to GREET him first day of work. OUCHEY! COULDN'T YA HAVE BEEN A LITTLE HAPPIER, RALPHIE?
Judge a Wolf by the Tribe he hangs with at NIGHT when he prowls. BEHIND the scenes, OBAMA's running with MOSSAD MAN, (Clinton's JOSH LYMAN figure) RAHM EMANUEL and is tightly embraced by the WALL STREET BANKSTERS. He may not care who falls off the edge of the economy and doesn't make Harvard Law Schl like he did as "I'm alright Jack, screwww you' seems to be his M.O.
RAHM has a huge history! MOSSAD CONTROLLED? O yeah? You think ISRAEL didn't call this bug when they started noticing him 'in with the Clintons?'
MICHAEL MOORE Says RELISH THE FACT he's INTELLIGENT, a SMART PREXIE. It's been 45 Years since we had one of those! (JFK? 1960-1963? )
Brit RESEARCHER who
SWEARS the HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED HAS
ultra SECRET
HOT INFO ON OBAMA
Can we trust the intelligence of someone who thinks FDR & the
RED CROSS LIED or were DUPED and KRISTALLNACHT starting off the HOLOCAUST
and SIX MILLION GASSED JEWS never happened? Read it anyway. You decide.
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Come play the HANDICAPPING
OBAMA GAME. Dig up, scout down some more analysis of the Dauphin-elect
as we wanna do a HIGH-LARIOUS page here in cyberspace...but one that tries
to really clock this paradoxical guy! I'll post your findings right here!
On your marks, get set. GO!
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BY THE ISSUES that OBAMA CHOOSES TO HANDLE FIRST ---HE WILL BE KNOWN -- THESE ARE THE ISSUES THAT WE WILL PLACE ON HIS DESK
#1. I GOT NO HEAT, man! THEY DOUBLED THE PRICE, then when I couldn't pay, (food doubled in cost, rents too, utilities too,) they TURNED OUR UTILITIES OFF.
#2. My kids can't go to college. Student loans are tough titty right now. All the jobs slinging Big Macs are taken! So my kids are growin' weed to sell on streetcorners!
#3. I lost my house in mortgage meltdown, lost
my credit and can't even get an apartment. Me and the kids are living out
of our car! "Wachagonna
do when the rent comes due?"
a.) POTENTIAL FIX:
MORE
HOMELESS SHELTERS
#4. They ain't hirin'! I'm jobless and I'm
an ace programmer. Not even Golden Arches is hiring! HALP!
a.) POTENTIAL
FIX: COTTAGE INDUSTRIES,
DUDE.
THEY ROCK!
#5.
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GET THE BUMPER STICKERS PRINTED:
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"Obama's LEGISLATIVE agenda? HELP HIM OUT. LET HIM HEAR FROM YOU!"
" Fax him the fix"
"Come Unity!"
"As long as we never have to hear the name Sarah Palin ever AGAIN!"
"Mc CAIN? MC GONE!"
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