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              CLOCKING OBAMA
WILL THE REAL OBAMA PLEASE STAND UP
A WEBPAGE

 where we prove that he is a BORG.
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Since 1905 when a high society Countess wrote THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL about a man who lived two, separate existences, --one as a radical flimflam man, flummoxing the Genocidal French Post-Revolutionary POL POT regime with daring rescues of about-to-be-guillotined French aristocrats.... The other existence as an effeminate British Lord, A Beau Brummel "Lace advisor" to the King (with a strangely sad, beautiful, actress trophy wife that he never touches) ...since those days, we haven't seen a man with more dimensions than Barack Hussein Obama!

Is he IS or is he AIN'T?

Is he a radical ACORN-bearing squirrel with genuine, leftist sensibilties? Or, as Nader wondered, an oligarch TOADIE  who played the system from a CIA MOTHER,  who worked for current moola CZAR TIM GEITHNER'S FORD FOUNDATION Daddy, (read CIA IN INDONESIA) hiring both of them ...then on to his Granny's knee then on to Harvard to Chicago then to the Senate and who now will serve Corporate America like the stable boy statue who stands at their front door, arm extended? Saying 'huh massah? Wacha need?' THE OBAMA DECEPTION VIDEO SAYS THAT HE IS JUST THAT. A servant to the GLOBAL ELITE.

We know he only got elected because of a huge PENDULUM swing from the PAST REGIME, (Bush's dumb son with his despicable sneering, handler CHENEY) running the country into ground on PAPA BUSH policies GOT  OBAMA ELECTED. Only a SMELLY, FUNKY disaster like the BUSH II presidency  could have done THAT JOB! INSTANT EVOLUTION BY PENDLUM SWING!

NEVER in a million years would a black man with a LEFTIST REPUTATION  (not the real OBAMA, but his kindasorta REP,) have been elected if you hadn't had such a  conspicuously OBVIOUS, FASCIST, OLIGARCH AGENDA SERVING IDIOT CHIMPANZEE TWIT as W in the OVAL OFFICE!   We owe WBush a few THANK YOU's and I'll bet the OLIGARCHS of this planet all know it, too! They will buy up third world countires & run to the bank with all the regret they have --

But I want to cut Obama some slack. I'm uncertain, I'm confused and I was hoping we could examine the evidence, together. So ARE YOU MOTIVATED to play this game? We wanna track this PIMPERNEL GUY! We wanna give him the benefit of the doubt, --- he could have been a RED, LEFTIST fish swimming in the BLUE water alongside the corrupt FATCATS FASCISTS to get to his DC destination, flying underwater, cape extended like "UNDERDOG!!!!!"


He could have been seeking to scout down, find and address the captors of mankind, rectify wrongs, rescue the lumpen proletariat!. HE COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER. But it's not to be the destiny of America. We don't deserve it. Turns out he's just another Sammy Glick politico wanna be feathering his own ego's bed... Read the following Sherlocks with their evidence, Hey I ask ten minutes and you may have an intuition about THE REAL OBAMA, OKAY? DEAL? TEN MINUTES.

First thing, HIS BLOOD TYPE ---is it O     B     or A       ??

O is for OBEY,  ORGANIZE or OLIGARCH?
B is for BEFRIEND, BREAK, BUST, BULLY, BETTERMENT, BRILLIANCE or BULLSHIT?
A is for ALLY, ASSISTANCE, ALLIANCE or AMBITION?

Will he obey the oligarchs? They have one aim, TO SUCK ALL THE MONEY OUT OF THE PLANET and use it for their 2012 PARTY. You don't know about that? READ THIS: 2012 the OLIGARCH PARTY

Will he befriend the starving and illiterate, the disenfranchised? NOT A CHANCE

Will he be of assistance? Will he pull the disenfranchised into some kind of organized alliance like a NEW DEAL which is really gonna be necessary in the inflationary post war epoch comin' at us. It would take a rainbow coalition. That means teabaggers would have to be so anxious for change they'd let blacks and Latinos into their meetings. And progressives, radicals and liberals would have to make their peace.

The Tsunami can no longer be postponed. Eggs doubling in price, just a SAMPLE PREVIEW of the horrors ahead. RICE TRIPLING, just a sample preview and in Asia, Africa, this one means genocide. We're talking Irish potato famine here. As you can live on taters, we suggest you pull out all lawns & mulch then plant entire garden with 'em Thank God Tofu is still 89c at my local oriental market. You are going to have to read the CHEAP FOOD INDEX PAGE and learn to get with the program. There is a FRUGAL LIFE STYLE TIPS WEBSITE also. NOTE: I have a gal pal age 67  looks twenty, all she eats is tofu. Carolee Sweetie, will you stand up for a moment?


Actually, I'm 68 and this is what 68 looks like
And, yes, tofu, breakfast and lunch both.
Salad, nuts. Fruits. No milk or meat or
eggs....hey. Why spend money if you don't
have to, I say! Don't fear the RECESSION!
USE it to stay young forever. FOOD AGES
us, -- not starvation! Lean & mean, I say!

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SHOW US THE TOFU! By the way, that girl is as sweet as she looks. I met her first day at Palms Junior High School in WLA, back in 1953, so I've watched her over a lifetime. Eeerily Flawless. So --Tofu commercial over, ---

We're here today to take a keen look at our president, see how genuine journalist analysts have identified, truly seen into BARACK OBAMA: i.e. "HOW THEY CLOCKED HIM" (Gov Track Voting Records, Contribs, etc) some of them hoping there was nasty stuff he 'did' to get in the door. Some of them trying to spot holes in the tinsel revealing the real tinsel underneath. All of them catching his true BLOOD TYPE. CLick on that. Seems that in the SENATE, he VOTED THE STRAIGHT GOP TICKET. So HOW DOES HE CALL HIMSELF A DEMOCRAT?

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OTHER voices are raised to tell us "He's an ACORN-BEARING SEED BEARER, AN ANGEL OF CHANGE, bearer of light." Then there's a group that says he's a socialist. His dad and grand dad were freakin' goat herders in AFRICA fer *&#%*'s sake! Others say that HE VOTED THE STRAIGHT COMMUNIST TICKET. HOW THE #*%&(@ DOES HE CALL HIMSELF AN AMERICAN?

DO I have to repeat it, his MOTHER IS A BORG!

OBAMA is all over the place. Someone this ubiquitous goes against the PHYSICAL LAWS OF TIME, SPACE AND GRAVITY! and in more ways than one. His best boypal is a HINDU ACTOR who left the SERIES "HOUSE" to be with him in Washington, work in the White House. It lasted a year. See him in HAROLD AND KUMAR. Kal somebody.  Oh, google it.  House then did a story where a Barack candidate came in with maybe AIDS, hiding his lifestyle. Mean spirited, I'd say.

It's PROVEN: RACISTS  VOTED HIM IN. WHY? What's that about? My guess is America came to love actor Wil Smith so much that a quasi-clone 'worked' as we're all basically celebaholics!

SOME SAY that he's a TWO FACED SLIMEY, DOUBLE-TALKIN' EMPEROR JONES (IN REVERSE) only HERE TO ORGANIZE THE POOR NATIVES WHO TRUST HIM INTO BEING MINERS FOR MASSAH the way Africans were kidnapping slave catchers back when.

TRUTH? He's a smart, personable man who kept moving upwards and his mother is a Borg. Swear to God! The TRUE BIO.

RALPH NADER SENT HIM A "GET WELL SOON" card to GREET him first day of work. OUCHEY! COULDN'T YA HAVE BEEN A LITTLE HAPPIER, RALPHIE?

Judge a Wolf by the Tribe he hangs with at NIGHT when he prowls. BEHIND the scenes, OBAMA's running with that actor but also a real MOSSAD  MAN, (Clinton's JOSH LYMAN figure..) RAHM EMANUEL Also, he is tightly embraced by the WALL STREET BANKSTERS.  Geithner's parents worked for CIA in INDONESIA just as OBAMA's MOM did. They were school chums. Obama seems not to care who falls off the edge of the economy. He didn't make Harvard Law Schl siding with ghetto dwellers.  "I'm alright Jack, screwww you' seems to be his M.O.

RAHM has a huge history! MOSSAD CONTROLLED? O yeah? You think ISRAEL didn't call this bug when they started noticing him 'in with the Clintons?'

MICHAEL MOORE Says RELISH THE FACT he's INTELLIGENT, a  SMART PREXIE. It's been 45 Years since we had one of those! (JFK? 1960-1963? )

Brit RESEARCHER who SWEARS the HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED HAS ultra SECRET HOT INFO ON OBAMA   Can we trust the intelligence of someone who thinks FDR & the  RED CROSS LIED or were DUPED and KRISTALLNACHT starting off the HOLOCAUST and SIX MILLION GASSED JEWS never happened? Read it anyway. You decide.

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Come play the HANDICAPPING OBAMA GAME. Dig up, scout down some more analysis of the Dauphin-elect as we wanna do a HIGH-LARIOUS page here in cyberspace...but one that tries to really clock this paradoxical guy! I'll post your findings right here! On your marks, get set. GO!
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BY THE ISSUES that OBAMA CHOOSES TO HANDLE FIRST ---HE WILL BE KNOWN -- THESE ARE THE ISSUES THAT WE WILL PLACE ON HIS DESK

#1. We GOT NO HEAT! THEY DOUBLED THE PRICE, then when we couldn't pay, we lit a fire and burned up. Happened all over America. Food doubled in cost, rents too, utilities too,) they TURNED OUR UTILITIES OFF.

#2. My kids can't go to college. Student loans are tough titty right now. All the jobs slinging Big Macs are taken! So my kids are growin' weed to sell on streetcorners!

#3. I lost my house in mortgage meltdown, lost my credit and can't even get an apartment. Me and the kids are living out of our car! "Wachagonna do when the rent comes due?"
 
     a.) POTENTIAL FIX: MORE HOMELESS SHELTERS 
LIST OF AMERICAN SHELTERS - http://www.homelessshelterdirectory.org/

#4. They ain't hirin'!  I'm jobless and I'm an ace programmer. Not even Golden Arches is hiring! HALP!
      a.) POTENTIAL FIX: COTTAGE INDUSTRIES, DUDE. THEY ROCK!
 
#5. MAKING UP WITH our PARENTS, RELATIVES. 

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