HOW TO PLAY POKER AND WIN, PAY OFF THE BANK AND BUY A FARM
Famed oscar winning blackballed (Mc Carthy Hearings,) leftwing screenwriter DALTON TRUMBO recommended that HIS SON read only TWO BOOKS saying ' I gave my son only two books and told him "son, this is all you need to know in your life, ' one was THE EDUCATION OF A POKER PLAYER by Herbert Yardley. The other was Sex Without Guilt by Albert Ellis" I hear that and my ears perk up! I always was a big fan of Dalton Trumbo as he was a genius of a man, a progressive, radical leftist, part Noam Chomsky and part Mark Twain all at the same time ---so in this PBS bio that covers his life, -- I learned how he was considered a commie by McCarthy Hearings. (The film TRUMBO opens this week, NOVEMBER 2015) He wrote a horrifying anti-war novel, Johnny Got his Gun. Got exiled. Blackballed. Had to hide his name on THE BRAVE BULL which got him the best script oscar. Wrote SPARTACUS for Kirk Douglas. This PBS special has my complete attention already but my eyes really pop when I suddenly hear onscreen Dalton say "Yep I told my kid to learn how to GAMBLE! Durn Right! This AMERICAN SPY, OSS GUY WROTE THE BOOK ON POKER. GET THAT ONE BOOK!"
I write down the name of the author, "HERBERT YARDLEY, the title, scrambled to get online and hooray! I found Mr. Yardley's POKER book used at Abe books for two bucks (!) threw an Email out to book store, ordered a copy and it arrived today! I read it cover to cover which is why I hasten to recommend you get a copy. Now, I don't have anyone to practice poker with so you're invited. I'll make the cookies and coffee and we can practice memorizing these rules. They depend on what cards are thrown you. However, there's much more in the book as ole Herb was a SUPER SPY for the OSS (Precursor of the CIA) so read it before we start practicing rules. I am not up to writing down I mean typing up a hundred rules and sending them to you. But I see there are other copies used OUT THERE. One thing I remember his saying was, play with CHINESE PEOPLE a lot! He told the reader what weak UNSTRATEGIC, ILLOGICAL, IMPULSIVE poker players the Chinese in Shanghai (where he was stationed by CIA) were. How they show their discards as they just didn't get it about bluffing and the fact that other players have eyes and quickly learn about their bluffs from discards. Unknown.
And WHO KNEW that 7 card stud was way more costly than other types of poker cuz of the many calls and all.. and he says that one had to STOP EVEN HOPING with a pair! Yeah! Just drop the heck out if you had two of a kind even if two queens -- when your next card isn't a Queen. Or as Yardley calls it: --- ' if your hand isn't improved.' He teaches rules I NEVER KNEW. One after the other. So come on over and let's practice. I have two decks, we can become masters in a few hours.
He stresses the importance of 'tells,' too. You know, ear fiddling, eyeglass grabbing, tapping fingers. He talks at length about his years as a code breaker for the Army especially in China when we supported Chaing Kai Shek and how dopey the Chinese must be as they played poker so badly. The rule of a good player is "NEVER SHOW YOUR DISCARDS." The Chinese threw them out right side up. ARE THEY CRAZY? If so maybe we can ditch the several trillion we owe them today.
So while we're at it, check this guy's pedigree: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Yardley
Yardley was a fascinating man. Read the wiki page on him, find the book used online see my unique method for buying cheap used books online, at http://home.earthlink.net/~anitaastrologer/howtoorder.htm and start your career in poker. There are worse things to do in a recession. In fact I have quite a few of those ideas up at my SEMINAR (FREE) on "WHAT TO DO DURING A RECESSION?" Answer being GUERILLA CAPITALISM.
Reading just a few paragraphs you really get all the niceties of the game. Well, not niceties exactly, but THE CLEVER RULES of TAKING YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THEIR WALLETS! Billionaire Teddy Forstmann did that, with the card game BRIDGE, and that's how he raised the money to start his corporation and become one of the world's wealthiest men. No shame. He gave a half billion dollars to children's charities.ALL STARTED FROM PLAYING POKER!
My concept is, you get into poker games at ... local casinos or hotels? Do they do that? Is it even legal? No, then a friendly game at your house. And in your spare time, you start to implement Yardley's RULES. . You are free nights. And if you have any lucky LEO or SAGITTARIUS planets, signs of gambling, -- you can make 500 to $1000 a night that way. A month from now......? PAY OFF your CREDIT CARDS. Pay off the mortgage on house, lose THE BANK entirely. Then start to buy rural farm properties of over an acre and do the "COMMUNAL FARM 1 gas tank from the city" plan.
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