SALMONELLA TIMES
Volume I, Edition I.

WHO CAN SAVE THE CHICKENS?

WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE, COLONEL SANDERS!

The modern CHICKEN FARMER/VENDOR is an abomination. The farmer locks his poultry in a square foot if that, more often it's shoulder to shoulder. The VENDOR knows the conditions under which poultry live today yet continues to traffic in these tortured birds without comment. Half the birds come in with broken legs. These are chopped up for low cost l0lb bags of quarters, not ordinarily available at a fine supermarket, so nobody sees how many birds are crushed and live in pain. Chicken farming today  is cruelty akin to the slave trade where beings were huddled in stinky darkness and in chains, many dying before they could be unloaded and used. The modern chicken's meat is likewise an abomination, shot up with antibiotics and hormones to make it's breast so heavy the poor critter can't stand straight, huddled beak-to-chopped-off beak with other birds, not able to run or pick up bugs, ergo they're bored and DEPRESSED --as are veal and lambs, separated from the mother at birth. WE EAT SUFFERING MEAT for dinner and no wonder we are all filled with hormones of sorrow producing depression and everybody's going crazy and becoming candidates for mass distraction and fun or sex addictions or shooting up schools or needing hillbilly heroin.
JUST HOW BAD IS A CHICKEN FACTORY? DO I WANT TO KNOW??

NEW CALIFORNIA LAW TO IMPROVE EGG-LAYERS LIFE

DISEASE INCIDENCE IN MODERN FACTORY FARMING (this is off CBS NEWS!)

WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THE CHICKEN'S LIFE HAPPIER??
(HINT:  NEVER BUY EGGS! GET YOUR OWN CHICKENS
GIVE THEM HAPPY LIVES IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD! A
coop at night. Mine slept on top of the fridge.

THE CHERISHED POULET, a LOVE STORY

I CAN GO NON PROFIT WITH A CHICKEN CHARITY, MAKE A GREAT LIVING, DRESS UP
as a BIRD ONCE A WEEK AND GO TO SUPERMARKETS AND LEGALLY RAISE MONEY? WOW!

QUESTIONS ABOUT POULTRY:  IS A CHICKEN CLEAN?
Answer; Compared to what? Inside of your mouth? Bottom of your shoes?

WHAT PERCENTAGE HAVE THE SALMONELLA BUG?
ANSWER: Well a few do.  So wash your hands, surfaces and cook it well done.
The day we have happy chickens running cage free, they won't have that bug!

WHAT IS THE BUG?
That you DON'T WANT TO KNOW. It is CRAWDADDY UGLY!
Got one in your gut, every time you have to 'go' it's like childbirth.

HOW BAD CAN A FEW HENS WRECK MY GARDEN?
Oh, come on. Don't be so attached to NEATNESS.

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  Send us your story. Mine would be about PuckPuck who sang when she gave me an egg and watched TV on my lap,

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