So, is that amazing or what? All of these gals started something
that others gave to. The start-up money was small. The billons they raised were
from society at large. High society. So when a gal pouts ‘Me, marry money? How
crass!!” After I stop laughing, I answer that marrying RICH is NOT AT ALL like SELLING YOUR SOUL for
MONEY. But deliberately marrying POOR when you could save the world with a
fifty million dollar capitalization of some do-good planet-supporting
business…. is really sick, demented, perverse and cruel. Don’t DO IT! Not if
you’re a stunning beauty 18-30 in years, 35, 25, 35 in inches.
Here is my logic. It is something you will understand because I
know that if you had fifty million dollars alimony like ex belly dancer, Mrs.
John Kluge, you would do good for the world. Patricia Kluge was married to the
richest man in the world. After her divorce, she took her alimony and bought a
big grape farm, opened a winery and today, she sells red wine for 500$ a
bottle. She doesn’t do much humanitarian good for anyone with that business
except a few of her estate’s grape pickers who probably make minimum wage. Pert
Patty Kluge could have opened a bank doing micro lending to give entrepreneurs
in third world villages the start-up capital or seed money to begin a furniture
factory, sewing workshop.
Mrs. Kluge could have opened an international import/export business
like the chi-chi UNESCO bazaars, which feed millions of artisans in the third
world. She could have created a huge import business that sold fifty tons of 3rd
world, hand made goods a day, like PIER ONE or PORTS OF CALL. She could have
traveled, bought directly from artisans in the villages of arid Africa, China,
Nepal, Afghanistan, India and repaid them with fatter contracts than any other
importer gave, as well as sending doctors, clinics, digging deep pure
water-wells, seed for crops, as well as all that money. Would have, could have,
but Pert Patty didn’t.
But just imagine the hubris, the arrogance. They look down their
nose at my suggestion they marry the multi-billionaire I found for them. They
are so proud of their virtue when all I can see is a bozo boyfriend whom
they're using like a headache pill, whom they’re phoning on their cells ten
times a day to check on, whom they’re obsessed with. To me, some old geezer who
is leaving her fifty or eighty million seems like it would be a restful
vacation! But these girls don’t see it that way.
I don’t get it. In every way these girls are on top of it. They
exercise until their naked bodies make you bite your knuckles. They get tans,
their skins are smooth as silk, and their roots are always done in time, before
black shows. They get great streak jobs done so the color looks natural. Their
wardrobes are colossal, to die for, everything spic and span. Their shoes are
suede after Labor Day, Satin at night, and spotless white in summer. They find
Armani suits on sale. WHO CAN DO THAT? That takes brains and a lot of work.
There’s ample proof they are major winners. But these sweet peas think dating
hunks is virtuous!
I tell them that clerking at dress stores will only introduce
them to other women and those women see them as rivals and those women think
all cute clerks are husband-stealing twist and will never invite them to a
single party. I tell them that they may hang around Armanis and Valentinos all
day but they aren’t wearing them at night cuz they’re home with a clicker
waiting for the greasy ducktail to call in.
This calls for remedial action. I then take the poor, demented
girl by the hand to the charity ball. Costs me a fortune, but I do it because I
know that when they walk through a room knee deep in multi-billionaires, they
will instantly see that they cut it! (Cuz maybe they’re just afraid of the big
time, of the fast lane.) They instantly see that they have no difficulty
attracting about a dozen of the richest, best-educated men in our country. The
men are flocking like bees to honey. Even more when you run the charity, which
is easy to do. CHARITY
STUDIES 101. Click on it, then come back. Mrs. Paul McCartney ran a
prosthetic leg charity and that’s how she met and married Beatle Paul.
A charity allows you to go to the big corporations to pass the
hat. Big Corps have Ceos. Once you date one, visit the country club, once you girls
have seen the ripe wheat fields, hung with grain, and see that you can be the
belle of the ball, and that even older women meeting you under those
circumstances respect you, you will change your tune. Look around you, the
places you go at night. Pleasant places and I’m glad you love the simple life
at the greasy spoon diner, shows the world you’re made of the right stuff, an
honest, simple girl but dating those guys, marrying one, with your looks? Wasting
a Rolls Royce lady on a Chevie life. Is this what you want? The plain and
simple honest life? Doing nothing about the world falling apart.

500$ a bottle. So what?
You’re rich. PAY IT!
BY THE WAY, after posting
this webpage in cyberspace, I learned that MRS. KLUGE has done enormously
generous things for charities in her city, lent her home for benefits and is
kindly and concerned about poverty, so Let me retrieve my words here. I’m glad
to hear it from a local citizen in her town!. And Mr. Kluge, well I adore him!
He funded “THE PACKAGE” a daring film starring Tommy Lee Jones, Hackman,
Cassidy, one of the most exciting if not the MOST EXCITING film I’ve ever
seen--- about the JFK hit, with a rephrasing of the innocent, duped patsy, Lee
Harvey Oswald who is in the film was made to seem guilty when it was just an
intricate setup by Defense intelligence. The only other film so close to
accurate on the JFK HIT was
“EXECUTIVE ACTION” with Burt Lancaster which looks at the Texas oil men
who worked with LBJ on it.
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