HOW TO BE AN OLD  HICK WITH A PICK UP TRUCK
     AND A PICK UP LINE WORTH GOLD!

 
THIS ONE SENTENCE WILL MAKE ANY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOUR FRIEND.
THE LINE is this. "You are so gorgeous, you shouldn't be----

---in a bar like this. No man here is worthy of you. Get a
good gal pal and dine at LE PETITE BISTRO FRANCAIS cuz I happen
to know all the billionaires dine there, and YOU WILL make friends
over there. Cuz with your beauty you could definitely date
billionaires, have your pick of them then marry one then
using his dough, take all the money locked in dusty bank vaults and do
good for the planet with import/export to the third world
villages. Fund raising charities In fact, there's a website, http://www.luckinlove.com
that trains gals purty like you to do just that. And the first rule
is, stay out of public parks, rodeos  and bars and don't talk to
disco hunks or poor ole geezers like me!"

SHE WILL BE BUYING YOU THE DRINKS! GUARANTEED!

A POME

Time for barhopping guys to upgrade, revamp
think of a better line, become the LINE CHAMP!
I think that I have it. It's something worth trying!
Get ye to a bar, and see the gal most HIGH FLYING!

Some gorgeous young thang, her bustline so high.
And all of the studs, giving her the glad eye.
And in comes this geezer, he sits down beside her.
And gives her the line. And her smile just gets wider!

The studs watch in horror as the geezer leans in.
She's rapt, tongue to teeth, absorbed, LISTEN-IN!
He's talking, she's blushing, she's laughing! She chortles!
WHAT PICK UP LINE DID HE USE? IT MUST BE IMMORTAL!

They go out laughing, she's caught his right arm.
They get into his DODGE PICK UP? WHAT WAS HIS CHARM?????
They still smell the hay on the breeze as he went.
BUT HE GOT THE GAL! The OLD HICK made a friend.

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