BOTTOM FEEDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! THE DAY OF THE GUERILLA CONTRACTOR HAS COME! My friend Joseph has a guerilla contracting biz, does kitchen remodels, tears down a garage wall so that you can enter your garage from the HOUSE and then he turns the garage into a more liveable living space. He even figures out what to do with that garage door, there's some rigamarole in city codes about THAT!!
My friend tells me that the GUERILLA CONTRACTOR does NOT get caught if he carefully explains to the owner of house. "YOU UNDERSTAND I AM NOT A CONTRACTOR. (So you get way way lower prices, right?) And, well, I cannot park my truck and tools, and all on the street. I have to park in your driveway. ALL THE WAY UP, near garage because the city knows to search out tool trucks and cite them. OK??"
Joseph's TRUCK does not show signs of being a 'service'. It has no lettering on sides at all. It is just a Ford 150. However, though it may be stacked high with saws, lumber, pipes, drywall in the A.M when he enters the village and pulls up to the home he's working on, it isn't loaded for LONG! He immediately unloads it all into garage or into a safe space he controls with a padlock like a shed or garage.
OFTEN he leaves his tools at work site so there's less schlepping. In a normal city, a PLAIN TRUCK or VAN will not attract a cruising city authority. But the super ritzy areas don't let handymen drive trucks or vans that have no CITY BUSINESS LICENSE painted on the side of them. BEVERLY HILLS is our worst local burrough for this kind of infraction. Cops see a worker's truck on the street which doesn't have a CITY LICENSE # painted on side, they stop the guy & will arrest. Not just ticket, ARREST. And Joe has never had a contractor's license. You practically cannot drive on any Beverly Hills Street if you don't look like you belong there, but then some guy bikes along Sunset and shoots a senior in a Mercedes, this was a few years back, you probably don't remember Ronni Chasen. He bikes away and doesn't get caught for a week, an amazing happening. SO ritzy areas frequently have cops who are dead asleep.
Back to Joe the contractor. Because the State of California has him on driving restriction, due to a beer habit in his late 20's, he's not gonna get a contractor's license anytime soon, either. He has to hire an apprentice full time to do the DRIVING, had to teach this civilian how to be a carpenter, mason, drywaller, which actually was easy. The 18 month restore license course is in another city miles away and he cannot get to it. If he were to take his truck, they check licenses in the parking lot looking for that kind of thing. They want the wife to make four trips a day I guess. This wife works. Miss one class, they keep your entire tuition money and you have to start over at square one. Oh he is SOOOO not going to be driving in this lifetime.
But this story has a happy ending. Joe's three things: kind, sweet, gentlemanly, honest, loving And a brilliant house remodeler. And the Third thing is, he's a born teacher so many young men will learn a trade from him! So God will help him, somehow.'
IN a way this beer habit and beer bust was a lucky thing. He cannot ever become a contractor and he's more talented and honest than that profession generally creates. Joe is also forced to train an apprentice and share his knowledge and profits so that two families survive, instead of one. Most contractors run cruel lines of slavies, HOME DEPOT Mexicans who earn 80$ a day, below minimum wage. Joe has to share half and half. Joe has to be a human being.
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