THE ANTI-BIMBO MANIFESTO!

HOW NOT TO BE A LOSER BIMBO, HOW TO BE A GREAT BROAD! Seven easy lessons from a MASTER.


You calling me a loser bimbo? I can date ten men a night!
Try THAT feat honey. Huh? YOU CALLING ME A HOOKER?

Yes Suzi the Floozie. You're probably a hooker. Though maybe you're just a bimbo. But you're not alone. Without realizing it, all of us are from birth to eighteen, total bimbos. We are passionate, intense, loving, caring, sloppy, fun, hilarious. WE ARE ALIVE and organic but we are NOT LINEAR, AGENDA-oriented, superbly trained BROADS, aiming to get to PARIS on a first class jet and marry a banker.

We are naturalettes, 'organique'. We are en fin, hot bimbos. Hot to trot. Stupid. And men herd us like sheep and turn our game around on us, get to use us and then 'lose' us. WE are like non union LABOR. We NEED ORGANIZING. SO I try to organize the thinking.

To do it, sometimes I have to read another Love Guru because my own judgement isn't perfect. I inadveretently got a lesson from a critical eye, yesterday. I spoke to a successful girl tycoon in NYC, just a kid but she has TWO WEB SITES for her corporation and among her clients, the beauties and socialites of New York. She reminded me that the LUCK IN LOVE TRAINING is aiming to change bimbos into FIRST LADIES! And that such work involved more than I was doing and more than I COULD DO!

But I always try to do my bit. I watch my astrology clients, all jet set beauties, and learn from their lives. I publish those tals of success and failure in the LUCK IN LOVE training site, we are slowly turning a few beautiful wildchild girls into suave, polished Tax Exempt Non Profit Foundation fundraisers of the future! But it's going slowly --for, as some sorry rocker sang in a lyric, 'girls jes' wanna have fun!'

You can't blame them. Beauties CAN DINE OUT nightly on their body and face and be sloppy in jeans and get all the male approbation imaginable. HOMELY girls have to try harder.  They have to develop their minds, USE their brief time and dress elegantly. But nobody rich wants to marry a homeley girl. BEAUTIES get real real sloppy about training themselves and real careless with deadlines, and date until they're too far past forty to marry.

Beauties can dine out free all the time, eat their way to gourmet tummies. They can lie in bed and be entertained by men on the phone or men in person. Get sent baskets of pastries, enjoy life REAL ORGANIC JUNGLE MAMA LIFE STYLE! SO the ego gets inflated, the body soon follows!

A few of you work out, do PILATES, are semi-vegan, take supplements, study, go to night school, and actually do try to HONE SOMETHING GREAT out of a cute start. And SOME of these aware gals realize there is a time deadline, a clock ticking. MEN are POSSIBLY for more than just fun. THEY ARE potential mates and that INSTITUTION (the M.WORD)would take care of the BACK FORTY of our lives. The back forty refers to the years when nobdy wants us. So we gotta get our name, game and fame in the front forty! Right? AGREED?

SOME of the girls who work hard on careers and on themselves, work with speed, aware of time deadlines, aware of consistently upgrading their 'act'  --- and they actually do penetrate high society and attract very high grade, brilliant men. THEY don't 'embarass themselves.' They read EMILY POST, MISS MANNERS and Amy Vanderbilt, memorized and practiced all that elegant Classy manner stuff, now they handle the highest strata like a society girl with brio, polish, smarts and don't let their PLEBIAN butts get USED by OLIGARCH MEN!

A smart tree climber is discerning regarding men, especially these snotty super rich men. After all, if BEAUTIES get sloppy, arrogant, careless, how do you think RICH GUYS don't? They really get arrogant and self-centered! The girl who is working on herself automatically starts looking at men carefully the way she does everything. Seeking signs of that lack of character. Seeing if it is correctable. If there's any trace of UTILITARIAN, goal oriented, abusive USING and the guy isn't really venerating her as an example of the GODDESS in the flesh, but is targeting her for his gun barrel notching....she has the third eye and the third ear to say 'not you Charlie' and dump him no matter how much money he has. If he's a fast learner he begs his way back on bent knees!

A gal who's working on herself gets discriminating vis a vis LIFE! It goes with growth. Discrimination does. And as I like to say a HUNDRED no's make the YES a reality. You are waving them away 99 times, that is like a rowing motion, the oars are carrying you faster to YES. You aren't tarrying in the NO ZONE!

MANY of these girls who work at growth, who study, who upgrade will date the proverbial hundred frogs and row quick and straight and find the one MAJOR prince and ultimately become the wife of the rich and famous KING TO BE. But let's not dwell on the future, as that is sooooooo impossible to do.  It doesn't really exist does it? Futures are built out of 'NOWs'.

NOW, it's time to grow, to upgrade, to move from being a meat maiden to an angel of spirit. And to do that, we must earn our keep KARMICALLY. WE PAY OUR karmic BILLS. YOU GOT THE TRAINING for free. You continue to get it free. TIME to spend ONE HOUR a month sharing the TRAINING. BY CREATING A LIVING ROOM GROUP of meat maidens.

IF YOUR LIVING ROOM GROUP goes well, maybe a year down the line you could make it a church basement group so a hundred women could come. Every so often a gal graduates from being a meat maiden to an angel like you.

And things change when that happens. Do you now work a pedestrian, forty hr a week job? Later, you might love this work so very much you would take a few hrs a month and start either the SUCCESS IN LOVE singles parties or the Success in Love training LIVING room group. And within a few months of that, and getting hundreds of girls to come, then see if a local radio station won't give your psychologist a radio show Success in Love.

Now, you do know, we are NEVER LETTING a whisper go public that we find the BABES at these groups and secretly have a SECOND SUB RASA group,  ABOUT HOW TO MARRY A BILLIONAIRE! No, that training is sub rasa, never talked about in PUBLIC, EVER. It's for an inner circle set of ladies. REASON is, ugly females are jealous and would gossip you out of town. TURN you into the press. The tsunami would end you and ALERT THE RICH MALES which you don't want to do.

But you really should share the goodies and START the living room groups called "HOW TO NAIL THE MAN YOU WANT IN MARRIAGE" useful for ALL WOMEN even frumps and lumpy ladies, helping them to learn how to deal with men. YOu really owe it to the GODDESS ATHENA AND VENUS and to MOTHER MARY to start a LUCK IN LOVE web site in your town and find a psychologist in your town and do the whole nine yards. I will load your web site for you, free design it, free give you articles free so you won't have to worry, and you can call it your own creation,group, idea.

It will bring you fame and good karma. You want to start the whole LABOR OF LOVE work in your town. I'm betting that soon it's so lucrative, SOON you won't have to work that 'other' job.

YOU will become THE GIRL to get the publicity for doing a CLEAN NICE success in love training. Not talking about AIMING AT RICH GUYS, that sours the public on you. JUST that you're training their daughters not to get hearts broken, to come up with the mate they want. But when you're at meetings, always search for,  pick out of the crowd, those exceptional  beauties, the babes and do what my OTHER GURU friend PALOMA, calls "BIMBO CONVERSION".

Let's see what she said to me last night. I have to find my notes on our conversation I actually had to go in bedroom to find them.  I trust her wisdom as she runs this cottage industry (meaning guerilla capitalism,) with socialites and billionaires as clients. The uberwealthy, she calls them. So she did what she teaches.

The girl Tycoon's RULES on how to TRAIN BIMBOS to become FIRST LADIES which she told me in a phone conversation where she informed me that I was training the wrong kind of people. She said first, you give it away free. Second, work for MILLIONAIRES, not for bimbos. These horny chipmunk girls will not learn! And they sure can't pay. I said that's fine, I don't charge. Well, that got her irritated. I've done her horoscope and she has CAPRICORN rising! But I said, what would you have them learn? Why are you telling me it's impossible?

She said: ORDINARY Girls must do seven things to transform into HAUT SOCIETIE! SEVEN. And I don't think you can get them to do even ONE of them. What are they I said? And I had this pen in hand, right?

1.) GET EDUCATED, read books, newspapers, learn to speak beautifully, without any trace of a regional accent, unless it's some FAB southern thing. They need to learn the big words, subscribe to THAT INTERNET VOCABULARY THINGIE, "WORDSMITH" they send you a new word a day. Read vocabulary expanding books, THIRTY DAYS TO A BETTER VOCABULARY, google it up for a buck. Listen to the super verbal CNN news hens, take tips on elocution from them and what's in your head and comes outta your mouth will be PERFECT. NOw, for the front of your face.

2.) Get a professional eyebrow person to handle the brows, get a stylist to go thru your wardrobe, throw out all the tacky bimbo wear! Every socialite of tomorrow needs her PYGMALION. (Play by George Bernard Shaw which was redone as MY FAIR LADY?) PYGMALION was the sculptor who created GALATEA then breathed life into her. Like Rex Harrison breathed STYLE into her. Do what the RITZY girls are doing and learn what WHITE TRASH are doing and don't do it. Like No chandelier earrings unless New Year's. No OUTLINING LIPS with a darker shade, glossing this mess as if it were a neon colored lavatory wall in a punk nightclub. THEY ARE YOUR LIPS! BE TASTEFUL! LESS make up all the way around. Hair should be polished and swing naturally like the hair of eight year olds! HAIR doesn't stand out on its own! Soft swingy and silky. Do conditioning or whatever it takes, straightening.  A good shoppe will know how to make you look VOGUE MODEL not trailer trash cowboy bar..

3.) HOBBIES. Fergads sake learn to love what rich men love, tennis, horses, fishing, golf, finance, travel, wines. There are books, classes on this. CLERKS In stores teach you about travel and wine. Stables teach you to ride for chump change. Then when he takes you to his Farm, you are comfortable on a gelding!  LEARN the words related to horses! CLAIMING RACE. ETC.

 HOBBIES THAT PROVIDE EARNINGS AND GIVE YOU A CHIC PROFILE. Her gig is Portrait Photography, (HOW TO GET THIS BUSINESS STARTED HERE.) GET a 35 mm used camera, a Leica or Canon or Pentax but it must be a single reflex i.e. manual, not automatic, and get clerks to train you in its use. Shoot B/w only, portraits of people you know as they will pay to have stuff, your lab fees get paid and you can begin to do the one art that can pay you a few grand a month. shoot black and white, develop with sepia tones, learn to work with profes. labs as the clerks can develop you for free. the desk clerks at pro labs (what she used to do after she studied photography at College,) so these people can be incredibly. knowledgeable. Like taking a class at college, really. Then network for your little cottage industry. She as a portrait photographer goes into every boutique, library, acting class and  four star cafe in NYC also in the door at any biz related to the baby industry and those ritzy play spaces for toddlers. She goes to clothing stores, Buddhist, Pilates, Yoga classes and chats. She asks them to keep her biz card if it's the OWNER. She  offers to shoot their events. She may even shoot a quickie portrait, come back with it in hand. She schmoozes, networks and her manners are impeccable, non invasive. Invariably she will end up shooting a few events there. Then they want photos blown up for their walls. Then that party studio, or baby group, or mother's club is mine and all the mothers that come near it are too! (I've got to tell you she is adorable, 5 feet high, size 2, wears dungarees with two straps, what do they call those farmer jeans? She has a big BACKPACK camel hump full of camera equip, almost the size certainly the weight of her! She carries toys, and pigeons on sticks wherever she goes in NYC. things she uses to make babies smile. And when it's socialites and she wants a smile, a photo of Hugh Grant on a stick. Naked. She's also got one of Tony Banderas. All her clients find her so delightful they tell their friends so she has free P.R.

5.) Get a gray suit, a beige suit, a black suit and a cranberry suit for the holidays. Grace Kelly had the jacket on when she arrived at Jimmy Stewart's apartment in "REAR WINDOW".


Note the covered bust, the small pearl earrings, pearl
necklace. That really sells the classy purity look.

6.) LOSE THE JUNK JOB! Get a real job. STOP all girl work, shops, clerks, retail. LOUSY pay and only girls for clients. Work where real guys are, law offices, city hall, takes a month to learn to be a legal sec. P.R is the new go getter girl job, work in a PR office. Once you learn the riffs, you can make ten k a month. YOu approach new stores, new cafes, get them in magazines, newspapers. YOU CAN learn web site design, huge money there.

7) GET NET SAVVY AND GET LISTED! WHATEVER YOU DO as a cottage industry get good at getting loaded onto MSN, YAHOO, GOOGLE search engines! It takes meta text at the top of your web site, go figure out how to load meta text at top of each damn page. She looked at the text at some big web site, did VIEW CODE, downloaded the whole thing, saved it to cache, then went into the file, conserving the mapping of squares and sticking HER graphics in each square! NEVER had a web site design class.That's how she designed her own web site with no other help. She says she surfed children's sites that make webdesign understandable for 8-year old webmasters. Fabulous sites exist to teach kids how to design websites! If eight year olds can go there, I think YOU CAN!

Study, create a business, a persona as a photographer, teacher. A citizen of your city, not just a hippie bum. Or an ordinary 'working girl,' Realize there is a deadline, slobs don't make it. Hooker hearts find guys to take them up on that transaction. Admiration junkies find slobbering males to fill their needs. NONE of that is getting to be a FIRST LADY. Take this to heart. You don't get to PARIS if you weren't aiming there. NOBODY accidentally gets to PARIS. Trust it when you hear it from me. signed, a first class bimbo til age sixty. Then, like the ancient wolf who preens he became vegetarian when he lost all of his teeth, I learned. And may I tell you, I only accidentally got to Paris. (sigh). Had to take my welfare check and have the BF cash it in London.

 Anita Sands Hernandez

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