DAMN MAYO JARS they make today, little hard plastic things, tiny neck, I use half the mayo and can't get any more to come out! Don't get concussion shaking the damn thing, do what I do, add buttermilk, onions, garlic, chopped cucumber, a slosh of Worcestershire or ANCHOVY PASTE DILUTED in vinegar, shake it well, add some of my seasoned salt that I make with whatever I can find in old spice jars (people donate them cuz they think they get old), I shake it. THEN I PRETEND I have good,expensive RANCH DRESSING! And hey, I DO! Can usually clean that out of the jar down to the bottom, too. Carrot inserted or long celery stick gets last dregs out. Makes a fine refrigerator door standing up snack.
GO ONLINE for recipe, techniques of making MAYO from scratch. http://www.food.com/recipe/mayonnaise-from-scratch-169431
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