HOW A TEEN BOY CAN PAY HIS WAY THRU COLLEGE

Say your TEEN age SON has no way to pay for college? If he's got a good sense of humor, verbal improv skills, is comfortable in strange costumes, and perhaps even good and ugly, here's a biz for him. BE A HORROR CLOWN for kiddie birthdays! It pays a lot, it's money under the table and to get a PELL GRANT a kid does not want to show income. Don't worry about the morality of telling University Regents that you never worked. They tripled fees at the college in the last decade so they could go to Europe every year and drive Mercedes' and Lexus cars. When your son is a cardiologist, he can pay it forward healing indigent children from Palestine.

So, what does it take to clown around? A great rap, a lot of unique lines that only a scary clown could get away with. A rubber chicken. A mahooga horn. A unicycle. There would be no touching children at all though hitting daddy's skull with a rubber axe is permitted. Just a lot of seemingly extemperaneous clowning around with a horror flick tinge to it. Your teen would have to screen the CHUCKIE trilogy to get a grasp on talking with a hiss. There's be props like 3D glasses, or big BOZO glasses. He'd hand out gifts like plastic leis and little clown favors

This works for earning money. There's a SWISS actor who is booked solid for kids' birthday parties in Lucerne. He' already spooky looking ---see URLS/ sites below, but in clown drag, absolutely horrifying. HE brings extra birthday cakes to pound to smithereens with his big mallet. Kids love it, parents pay, it's very new and any teen boy could be the DEMONIC CLOWN for birthdays do four parties or 8 parties a month (Friday and Saturday nites) and make $2,000 a month, $24,000 a year. Earn his way thru college!

College? I don't need to go to no Friggin COLLEGE!

http://www.dangerousminds.net/index.php/site/comments/switzerlands_evil_clown_service/

http://frigginloon.wordpress.com/2010/04/13/swiss-actor-finds-success-with-evil-clown-service/

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