THE MOPED EXCLUSION! (Sounds like A Ludlum Novel!)
Got NO car? It was say what? Impounded? No Driver's LICENSE? No money for huge fees for registration? INSURANCE rates too high for you after you hit that gasoline truck and burnt down half the city? Or you got one of those pesky DUI's? NO PROBLEM! MOPED AROUND the city MORE CHEAPLY and frankly, BETTER. You may even get hit by a motorist in a BUICK a few times and sue those plush insurance corps for some mega bucks.
Yessir, live like a monk. No girls,
no dates, go to school and back,
getting my PHD. Every so often
some motorist's insurance company
pays a year or two of my tuition fees.
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