UPDATE from ANITA SANDS HERNANDEZ the Creator of LUCK IN LOVE.COMSO, inspirational stories on COMING FROM BEHIND & GETTING YOUR LIFE TOGETHER
Last two decades or so I have been assembling a book "LOVE AND METAPHYSICS," or "HOW TO CATCH A MAN WITH FORTUNETELLING". Recently I thought, why wait for my heirs to find my manuscript in a box, let's publish it now, so I created an amateur nite in Dixie homemade design website called the "HOW TO MARRY A BILLIONAIRE ladies club." It's at http://www.luckinlove.com.
I was moved to do all this when I knew I was going to be on the Judge Judy show as I knew if I mentioned a FREE WEBINAR ONLINE, Teaching gals how to MARRY WELL....I'd get millions curious about the site and get a lot of hits. (HOW I MADE IT TO LAW COURT is, I got my butt sued by an astrology client for writing a hilarious POME about her using her YAHOO name, FLAME MC BAIN, and publishing it in a LUCK IN LOVE SITE internet article on WHAT NOT TO DO WITH A potential husband or boyfriend! (i.e. give yourself to him, when he's not only a schlub but also basically toying with his dinner don't get TOO involved!) She didn't care about the shame of her easy surrender, but objected to my using her net name, which was also the character in her novella about a mother/ daughter madame/ hooker which she published online.
Judge Judy found for me saying the INTERNET was OBVIOUSLY not private and she'd published her WONDERFUL NET NAME on the net repeatedly, where the gal's book had kind of gone into public domain before she even found a publisher for it.
Dummie here thought they'd let me wear a t-shirt with THE LUCK IN LOVE logo, a BIG HEART with a lotta arrows piercing it and wear it ON CAMERA! No such luck. No T-SHIRT ADS allowed ON THEIR SHOW-- No way Jose. So the waterfall of VISITORS only came to my website when I went to Craigs list. I did all this when Jupiter, Venus, Mercury Mars all entered LIBRA in SEPTEMBER 2004. A STELLIUM in the sign of romance, marriage. A great 'birth chart.' And there in cyberspace I put THE GET LUCKY IN LOVE TRAINING. Today there are about 120 chapters to read there.
I put some 20 CRAIGS LIST ads a day online, under the TALENT SECTION where beautiful show biz wanna-be's go every day and I said clearly, GET OUT OF SHOW BIZ, why end up with a doublewide trailer full of hot 8x 10's of yourself? MARRY A BILLIONAIRE. You're the only gals who can do it!End up running UNESCO BAZAARS imports from the Third World, feeding millions of artisans abroad.
This is a section of ads which promised TALENT/ ENTERTAINMENT JOBS and girls would see lurid offers like 'Can you lap dance? Want to earn l0k a week" Or 'WILL U DO A PORNO?" OR "BIG TITS?" And then, they would see my add which reads: "Broken heart? DO you belong in LOVEAHOLICS ANONYMOUS? GET OUT OF SHOW BIZ! We offer the world's BEST JOB ..." and they'd open the ad and see "MARRIGE TO A BILLIONAIRE"
So a lot of beautiful dumb slut wannabes and a few beautiful intelligent girls models read my ad and wrote me -- some angry about going after money, others happy to learn how. Slowly they were motivated by me to do things they don't usually do (A FEW of my hot TIPS to crash high society will be found BELOW,) .....things which the training kind of demands they do, to upgrade them, i.e. to meet billionaires.
I'd say "BEFORE you start any healthfood diet, you first quit with the Junk." They had to go on an "Activity Fast" of sorts. By 'fast' I mean GO WITHOUT! NO DISCO HUNKS are allowed on this diet, of course. Well, you can imagine the basic rules.
Out of my ads nearly 300 girls joined and their names went on 18 different EMAIL lists cuz a list only takes a few dozen, then it crashes. And every week they get their power days, Jupiter or Venus hours to move....and maybe a new file off the top of my head. Which I usually post at website, too.
And one member created a chat room for us. Anyway, here is a letter I wrote last nite and again today. "GOOD MORNING GIRLS. Anita Sands here, from the HOW TO MARRY A BILLIONAIRE TRAINING. (One can get lost in their daily deluge of spam emails so I make sure they know it's me. This is all done by emails. Did you know I can punch LIST and it goes to 300 folks with nearly one keystroke?) Here is a moment in time that I could not have imagined would come upon us. THE MOMENT when you can seize a huge opportunity to launch yourself in high society as a philanthropist.
HOWEVER, this gateway involves A SPIRITUAL test. Do you have the discipline, responsibility, intensity and compassion to pass the BILLIONAIRE'S WIFE CLUB QUALIFICATION EXAM?
SO I said 'dress this way, 'eat at this cafe, stop swearing, lose the regional accent, NEVER admit to having worked in show biz. Get a job at a daycare with Mother Mary Charisma, Get all references to your former show biz life as a stripper, whatever, off the internet, etc.
Socializing up and MARRYING UP INVOLVES joining charities where you feed skid row or volunteer at a daycare like PRINCESS DIANA did..... SHOW UP AS A CHARITABLE GAL! DO so, and get genuinely involved in PHILANTHROPY I'm betting that YOU will be allowed by the universe to move forward and claim one of these fifty billionaire guys or twenty billion dollar dudes for your hubby! (I had pointed them to the FORBES MAGAZINE list of BILLIONAIRES published every OCTOBER!"
I send them articles, mostly. So that's what I'm doing. Three hundred girls listen to my rant and some write and let me know of amazing changes. a.) Ming TOy left the rocker BF who abused her, moved from low rent valley to Bev HILLS and worked in Bev HILLS bank, til she got her resume together now sells mortgages.
b.) Nanny Diana in Chicago, (a ravishing, tall Caribbean girl) began to volunteer at rich women's charities, now works their balls, (BIG PARTIES?) dates rich guys. they assigned her to volunteer at the east coast G8 concert. She cruises rooms in ball gowns where men paid $1,000 a ticket.
c.) STARLET MEGAN is kept by two guys. I SAID STOP IT ALREADY, you're prettier than Monroe, do some sweet thing to pay rent, she hasn't, she never spoke to me again but she did NOT ASK OFF THE LIST. Nor is her addie dead. I keep sending her the same articles they all get, which say
a.) no free samples, no sex for any guy. No getting kept. No mister/mattress/mistress stuff.
b.) no dating disco hottie hunks, no dumb, cute, poor guys whatsoever.
c.) Try NEW age careers other than show biz, the CHARISMA careers. Nanny,daycare. Running your own barrio charity.
d.) WALK THE RESUME thru a few hundred FORTUNE 500 corporations even if you don't want a job, even if your resume has nothing on it but'worked at the Gap. White Suit and pumps, pearls.
e.) YOUR BEAUTY IS PIER-LESS BUT YOU AREN'T. Find the PIER nearest to the POSH YACHUT CLUB wear Cutoffs, bait bucket, fishing pole. And the guys will totally brake their yachts to a stop and invite you fishing.
f.) Study the Conversation 101 classes at the site. INFORMED is better than WELL FORMED for lasting romance.
I go on and on about what they can do to attract a billionaire, and classes in how to DO IMPORT EXPORT with the third world, that's the goal, see, the payoff, why GOD WILL HELP them is because they hopefully will stop the 30 thousand babies dying a day
Milly's photo with black v neck sweater shows the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. FACE WISE but she is obviously a full blooded Mexican with a classic Miss America brunette toothpaste smile. I read her letter (a lot of odd grammar and spelling in it,) complaining about no dates at all and am puzzled. She's not telling me something. Is she a bilingual Latina suffering the insults of racist Texas, waiting for white men to date her?
I write her: " I don't know what your figure is like, 38 33, 40? meaning zoftic or 37 21 36? meaning curvy, great shape....BUT YOUR FACE is up there with the great beauties of our day. AVA GARDENER and GRACE KELLY watch out! A brunette Breck girl! (shampoo Ads from the fifties,) YOUR ENGLISH GRAMMAR is NOT. NOR YOUR SPELLING. Get every book you can at used textbook store, thrift store, "College English" and go through it nightly. And "THIRTY DAYS to a more POWERFUL VOCABULARY." ABE books has them used a buck each, HOW TO ORDER the INEXPENSIVE WAY;;;;;; and surf to http://www.abebooks.com
HIT "ADVANCED SEARCH" then hit "USA" at very bottom of long list of countries.
NOW, because you are so gorgeous, you should STUDY YOGA, then teach yoga yourself. YOU WOULD draw thousands of women to it hoping to be like you. YOU WILL BECOME A MODEL in the sense that one is a "life example." of something rare. YOU ARE THE NEWAGE and what it's about. I predict that after you study YOGA and become changed by it, you are ready for THE MASTER JULES teachings, 50 lessons, online FREE. Then, you will be aware of the miracle that ocurred to you (elimination of banky, reactive, fear mind) and you would a.) circulate in the highest echelons of society and b.) teach YOGA or c.) BOTH!
WHAT you WILL then have could be energizing, rejuvenating and lucrative. YOGA will take an average American girl and turn her into a supple, trim goddess. WITH NON REACTIVE THINKING. Read one chapter of the MASTER JULES. Study with masters and you become one. Well, as a young beauty, adding that dimension to your life would make you more powerful than any woman around.
Right now you clock yourself. Quit. Quit keeping SCORE. YOUR urge to be great is so intense that every second you think, 'oh I'm not high enough. Read the above URLS and you will become high enough. You will be able to actually TEACH GODDESS classes and make a complete living in a class a day to l00 people. Don't be modest! YOU can do it. YOU will take CLAY and turn it into porcelain. Change yourself into a porcelain goddess now, then do it to others.
THE VERY FIRST LIFE CHANGE besides English grammar lessons is to listen to the news hens and get rid of your MEXICAN accents, not the REGIONAL southern, TEXAS way of speaking which is considered adorable. YOUR ACCENT should emulate the MAINSTREAM AMERICAN actresses, the news hens on TV coming out of New York. Not your Tennessee weather girl. LIGHTBULB! PHONE me up 818 774-1939 and I will hear you speak and give you an accent accessment. Don't worry, it's free! I really don't mind Texas or Atlanta Georgia accents. NEW JERSEY AND NEW YAWK and BROOKLYN are the really bad ones! MASSACHUSETTS, also. Especially Boston. And maybe all of NEW ENGLAND. We'll work on one mis-prounounce at a time. If there are any. Texas on the other hand is a great regional sound ditto Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi. Valley girls are not. Jersey is not.
NEXT, I know you love your family but you might consider moving to a town that could appreciate you. Better. DENVER, San Francisco. Paris, Geneva, London.
NEXT life change (but do it while you're doing the above) is passing all the info on, somehow. Teaching women. "MOXIFY" yourself & CHUTZPAH yourself and say I AM GOD(DESS). I got it and now I can teach it! And find a way to teach. I find aerobics or yoga are best. Acting classes, or tap dancing if that's what you do. Cooking, whatever you do.
Next is FIND A BILLIONAIRE. You say that regular guys don't approach you. Not to worry. They're put off by how pretty you are. ONLY A BILLIONAIRE would have the moxie to approach a girl as beautiful as you are. Yep, here's how, not only the tips I give at http://www.luckinlove.com but this new tip! Create a laser printed job resume, a fab long work resume, you can throw in a little about hobbies; yoga training, whatever.
But the job you MAY attract isn't what I'm getting at. That is not important at all. IT IS WHO YOU MEET WHILE TAKING RESUME AROUND. Take that laser paper (in your briefcase, 99 more just like it,) wear a white suit & white pumps -- a true goddess outfit,-- and a gardenia on the lapel and lots of perfume too and go to every major Fortune 500 office in town. Ask to see personnel.
I sense that the big CEO execs will "accidentally" step into the hallway as serendipity kicks in when a well-intentioned goddess is around and you will be approached by one key guy or another .....and friendships will start AT EACH of those l00 corporations. That gives you l00 frogs to date. Many will take you to the parties of this corporation. One date or a fellow at the party might turn out to be a Merchant Prince. That is the goal.
How many retail outlets did you say....?
Write me at astrology AT EARTHLINK. NET & I'm putting you on the list of 300 girls who are achieving luck in love, You will get new chapters as they get written. Keep the porch light on for that billionaire to see when he pulls up in his corporate limo -- Invite me to the wedding. Meanwhile, Stay in touch, Anita Sands Hernandez whom you can reach by writing astrology at earthlink dot net!
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